- Marcus Pierce: Are you willing to let an innocent die for pride?
- Amenadiel: You wouldn't.
- Marcus Pierce: I killed my own brother. What makes you think I wouldn't kill some random person to finally have peace?
- [Looks around bar]
- Marcus Pierce: Maybe the guy wearing the scarf indoors. No one'll miss him.
- Amenadiel: I know you think you're friends with Pierce. I get it, but I am warning you, Luci. He has but one selfish goal. And working with him will only incur Father's wrath.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [laughs] That's the bloody point!
- Marcus Pierce: It represents my immortality, my curse. I hate it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Yes, yes. You hate living forever 'cause you can't see how much fun it is.
- Marcus Pierce: Do you have any idea how annoying it is to be an immortal human being?
- Amenadiel: I can't say that I do.
- Marcus Pierce: Oh, well, let me enlighten you. You see, first you get to watch everyone you love die, over and over. And that sucks. And on top of that, it's boring. I've been everywhere there is to go, I've tried every kind of food. Sex, music... Nothing surprises me anymore,
- Amenadiel: Have you tried Game of Thrones?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ah, the diamond industry. Surely the greatest joke someone other than me played on the world. Thousands of dollars for lumps of old coal.
- Chloe Decker: We need to get inside Ella's head, figure out where she's taking Jay. If you were her, where would you guys go?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Ooh, ahhh, strip club.
- Dan Espinoza: Comic-con.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Bar!
- Dan Espinoza: Forensics convention.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Strip club!
- Dan Espinoza: Dude, you already said that. Why would Ella take her brother to the strip club?
- Lucifer Morningstar: For the free buffet.
- Marcus Pierce: How do you know that he's God's favorite?
- Lucifer Morningstar: It's a long story, involving a flaming sword and a space vagina. But the quick version: a book said it, so it must be true.
- Chloe Decker: [On the phone] I know that this is tough, but I think it's best if we talk to Jay first. So, have you had any luck finding him?
- Ella Lopez: [With Jay] No. No luck.
- Chloe Decker: Okay. Okay. Well, let us know if you do.
- [Hangs up]
- Chloe Decker, Dan Espinoza: She's lying.
- Jay Lopez: I'll get my act together, I promise.
- Lucifer Morningstar: No need to promise, Jay Lopez. Because I'll be watching you, and if you ever disappoint her again... I'll come for you.
- Ella Lopez: You got any siblings?
- Mazikeen: Thousands and thousands.
- Ella Lopez: Yeah. It could feel like that sometimes. You close to any of them?
- Mazikeen: My family doesn't do "close." We mostly tortured each other.
- Ella Lopez: My brothers used to put their knees on my arms and dangle a loogie right over my face.
- Ella Lopez: Everyone says that you are the best bounty hunter we've got.
- Mazikeen: Ah, so he's a criminal.
- Ella Lopez: No. No, no, no, no. But... I got a bad feeling. Please, I need your help.
- [Maze turns away]
- Ella Lopez: I'll pay!
- Mazikeen: [Turns back] Next time, lead with that.
- Lucifer Morningstar: God, this was much easier in The DVC.
- Marcus Pierce: DVC?
- Lucifer Morningstar: My research text. Also a movie. By the way, Tom Hanks is a national treasure. Also a movie. Not as helpful, though.
- Buster: I ain't answering either of you.
- [Maze grabs him by the neck]
- Buster: Aah! Aah!
- Mazikeen: I'm gonna give you two choices. I can either break your arm... .or I can cut your...
- Ella Lopez: Maze! Just...
- [Speaking sincerely to Buster]
- Ella Lopez: Do you have a brother, sister, anyone who you care about, who it would just kill you if you didn't know where they were, if they were safe?
- Mazikeen: Threatening his family? Hard-core, Ellen.
- Lucifer Morningstar: What is it you desire?
- Tiffany James: To punch every millennial in the face.
- Lucifer Morningstar: Really? I mean, I don't disagree, but still.
- Tiffany James: They've ruined our entire industry. With their "social consciousness" and "ethical issues".
- Dan Espinoza: Diamonds are pretty easy to track. Each one of them has a serial number laser-etched into it.
- Lucifer Morningstar: I usually get them to add crude drawings to the back of mine.
- Lucifer Morningstar: [about Amenadiel] Ever since he found out he's Dad's favorite, he's been a bit of a dick.
- Marcus Pierce: What do you mean?
- Lucifer Morningstar: Well, lots of chest puffing and peacocking. I mean, even more than usual.
- Mazikeen: Can't believe you called the cops.
- Chloe Decker: Maze, for the last time, stop telling people to not call the cops.