WWE Smackdown! (TV Series)

Austin Deconstruction (2000)

Steve Austin: 'Stone Cold' Steve Austin

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• The Rock : The Rock promised that Stone Cold was gonna be here tonight. And the Rock is a man and a half living up to his word, and always keeps his promises. Now, all night long, the Rock has thoroughly enjoyed watching all your candy asses get confused, get paranoid. The beer, the rattlesnake. The only regret is that the rattlesnake didn't bite one of you in your candy asses. Shane McMahon, beating up the cardboard cutout of Stone Cold. Real tough. Triple H, beating up the Stone Cold lookalike in a bathroom. But who do you think the Rock is? The Rock doesn't dress like Stone Cold. The Rock doesn't talk like Stone Cold. The Rock doesn't even look like Stone Cold. But, he looks like Stone Cold.

  [on the OvalTron, Stone Cold appears, and the audience roars] 

  'Stone Cold' Steve Austin : I understand you jackasses have been looking for me. Hell, I'm out in the parking lot. I've been in and out all night long. There seems to be some concern over whose side Stone Cold Steve Austin is gonna be on this Sunday at Backlash. Will Stone Cold Steve Austin be looking to favor Triple H, or will Stone Cold Steve Austin be on the side of the Rock? That's an easy one for Stone Cold to answer, because the answer to that is I'm gonna be on the side I've always been on, and that's mine. But what I've got right now is a little demonstration for ya to any one of you ya little grubby bastards that thinks they're gonna get their hands on Stone Cold Steve Austin. You see, there's a lot of people out there that are good at construction. A lot of people are good at building things with their hands. Hell, it seems the only thing I've ever been good at is tearin' shit up. Basically, I guess what I'm saying is I'm good at deconstruction.

  [as the camera pans out, it's revealed he's on a construction crane] 

  'Stone Cold' Steve Austin : So what we got here is my own little toy, and Stone Cold Steve Austin's got just a little example of what might happen if anybody gets their little grubby meat hooks on me.

  [he climbs into the cab and starts it up] 

  'Stone Cold' Steve Austin : Oh, that's what I like to hear.

  [with the crane, he lifts a block of something over the DX Express; as he drops it, the bus blows up] 

  'Stone Cold' Steve Austin : Anybody that tries to mess with Stone Cold Steve Austin this Sunday at Backlash, and that's the bottom line, 'cause Stone Cold said so!