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Quotes
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Gert Yorkes : Be friends with a mountain lion, OK?
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Alex Wilder : I went down to Hollywood Boulevard hoping I could find someone at a coffee shop who would lend me their laptop.
Gert Yorkes : And instead?
Alex Wilder : Instead I saw several grown men urinating. I had to stop a fistfight between two shoeless meth heads fighting over an empty cottage cheese container. Oh, and if you want a tour of stars' homes or catch a double feature, I can hook you up.
[Passes some leaflets]
Gert Yorkes : Oh, I love old movies.
Alex Wilder : Also, there's a map of the church in there, handed out by an alcoholic Elmo.