- Josh Rosza: [re Declan looking at Hayley] Oh, my God, if you don't marry that guy, I swear I will!
- Hayley Marshall: Baby steps. He's human. Life's complicated enough.
- Hayley Marshall: [admonishing Hope] You can't create something without taking responsibility for it.
- Caroline Forbes: [pins Klaus to the wall] Why don't you pick on someone your own size?
- Klaus Mikaelson: Hello, love.
- [smiles]
- Hayley Marshall: [to Hope] I'm your Mom. I love you, I would forgive you for anything, but that's not... that's not a blank check for bad behaviour.
- Rebekah Mikaelson: [wilting rose petals fall into her bath, making her realize:] Klaus is at it again.
- Caroline Forbes: You may have started out playing crazy to make your enemies fear you... but now I'm not so sure that you're pretending. This... isn't right, Klaus. Even for you.
- Klaus Mikaelson: [sighs] I find I'm no good without Elijah. I mean, we've been... parted before, but not like this. This is worse than if he were dead.
- [drops his head]
- Klaus Mikaelson: I lost my brother.
- Caroline Forbes: You still have a daughter.
- Klaus Mikaelson: She's better off without me.
- [Caroline scoffs]
- Klaus Mikaelson: I know what it's like to be raised by a monster!
- Caroline Forbes: Oh my... Come on, that was like a thousand years ago! Really! Mean Dad? Newsflash! The guy's dead! Get over it! *Stop* using Mikael as an excuse to be a *bad* father!
- [turns away, then turns back]
- Caroline Forbes: Ugh! I also know what it's like to be a kid missing her father.
- [sighs, shakes her head]
- Caroline Forbes: You may not be able to be in the same room with her, but there is this... ancient gadget called a "telephone." Use it before you lose your daughter and she loses you.
- [turns to leave again, then turns back again:]
- Caroline Forbes: Because... I happen to think that you're someone worth knowing.
- [their eyes meet for a long time]
- Caroline Forbes: I'll see you at the next parent/teacher conference.
- [walks out of the room]