- Cream tells the story of Dr. Bellifer, a scientific genius who, after years of smashing particles together, reveals his revolutionary new product: a cream with the power to fix all of the world's problems. - Regent Street Cinema.
- Wouldn't it be great if all imperfections--not only on our mortal bodies but also on everything in our world, animate or inanimate--could vanish just by using a single and surprisingly innovative cosmetic formula? No, this is not an exaggeration, or even a gimmick, conceived to trick you into buying yet another useless "miracle" product. This state-of-the-art, one-for-all-problems cream aims at making you a better person in general. However, remember: perfection and beauty always come at a cost.—Nick Riganas
- A scientist named Dr. Jack Bellifer introduces his latest product, a special cream, to the public. He demonstrates on a few people with physical conditions that the cream has many useful abilities, as it can not only evict acne, but it can also repair botched noses and regenerate amputated limbs. He then explains how the cream works: the cream has an intelligent awareness system integrated into it, and it uses the awareness system to detect the most likely problems on whatever it's used on. Upon detecting the problem, the cream improves the molecular structure of whatever it was used on to fix the problem. Dr. Bellifer then explains that the cream is also useful for treating vague issues like general ugliness, reversing the effects of aging, repairing fractures and lacerations, and reviving people from the dead. He then reveals that the cream does not only work on the human body; it can also fix issues with non-organic objects like televisions and cars. A few days after Dr. Bellifer's presentation, cream starts to become used on a wide scale, resulting in mass discharges from hospitals and overall improved lives. After a while, Dr. Bellifer makes an announcement that the cream can also cure mental issues, effectively ejecting any worries, doubts, syndromes, or cases of general stupidity a person could have. Unfortunately, this causes people to feel like cream evicts problems on a such a scale that it also leaves behind one very big problem: it makes people's lives boring. However, Dr. Bellifer, using circular logic, insists that people use the cream to make life fun again. On another date, he demonstrates what happens when a person submerges their entire body in cream. When the test subject dives into a pool filled with cream, he slowly disappears, causing people to believe that he is dead. However, Dr. Bellifer explains that since cream is the key to improving everything, the test subject actually exponentially improved himself in every way possible until he decided to evolve into a godlike being made of pure light. After the demonstration, one person in the spectating crowd asks if Dr. Bellifer's company will eventually deplete the raw materials used to manufacture the cream. Dr. Bellifer then announces that his company only has about six more months' worth of the raw materials used to make the cream, so to counter the potential depletion, they have created a new version of the cream that has self-duplicating properties, enabling an infinite supply of cream to be created. Days after the new version of cream is presented, people use it to rehydrate and reforest deserts, undo the effects of wars, duplicate food to the point where it could potentially end world hunger, and depollute water. This causes people to believe that cream is such a perfect product for ending the world's greatest issues, it could render money obsolete. Before long, however, some investigators discover numerous shockingly dark facts about the cream. They discover that the cream is a highly dangerous and inevitably life-threatening drug that causes cancer, depression, three types of AIDS, and poisoning, and it has the capability of driving people to such insanity that they cause terrorism. On top of that, the investigators also discover that the cream is made from dead babies, the people who manufacture it are pedophiles, and Dr. Bellifer is a rapist. They then discover that due to its self-duplicating properties, cream is also linked to food piracy, which is a heinous and unorthodox crime, and any food duplicated by the cream is guaranteed to infect whoever consumes it with AIDS. The people then share some tales of woe linked to the cream, which causes the public to become aware that some people who have used the cream have used its benefits for perverted purposes. This results in public outcry that causes cream to get outlawed. From then on, anybody who is caught possessing or distributing cream by the authorities gets apprehended and arrested on the spot and criminally charged with drug-related crime commitments. Meanwhile, all products on Earth made by the self-duplicating cream get obliterated to prevent the spread of AIDS to other people. Before long, the authorities catch up to Dr. Bellifer, who is consequently sentenced to life imprisonment without the possibility of parole on charges of rape, resisting arrest, tampering with science, upsetting people, causing panic, and wasting time, in addition to a permanent expulsion from the scientific industry. Meanwhile, another company creates a new cream without the problem-solving wonders of Dr. Bellifer's cream that's only meant to be used on human skin for treating acne and is non-duplicatable.
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