- Penny: Professor, I need your help.
- Professor Von Slickstein: [on portable viewscreen] And I'd love to Penny. Just one teeny problem: I work for MAD now.
- Penny: What?
- Professor Von Slickstein: Yeah, HQ couldn't pay me anymore.
- [Dr. Claw's clawed hand lands on Von Slickstein's shoulder]
- Professor Von Slickstein: On the bright side, purple totally brings out my eyes. Oh BTDubs, I just totally gave your location to Talon.
- Chief Quimby: [on pre-recorded mission ball screen] HQ needs you to take my cousins Sweetie Scout troup on a tour. Be warned: they're dangerously adorable. This message will self destruct.
- Penny: How hard could it be for Agent Awesome at Everything she Does?
- [gasps for air]
- Penny: That's my codename.
- Professor Von Slickstein: Penny, you know we don't get to pick our own codenames.