- Inspector Gadget: Hello Chief, you're looking daisy fresh. Mind if I borrow your agent identifying retina? I seem to have misplaced mine.
- Chief Quimby: [mission briefing] We believe MAD intends to use Intelli-hancers to build an army of super-smart animals. We could be facing brainiac bears, talented tigers or even genius gators. Your mission: stop MAD before this plot gets out of hand, paw and claw! This message will self-destruct.