- Pam: PAM: Are they coming back, because I still don't understand what this story has to do with me and Tom.
- Karen Walker: KAREN: Oh, cripes. Honey, let me give it to you in a nutshell. Your boyfriend's a big flaming feather-wearing, man-kissing, disco-dancing...
- [TAKES A DRINK]
- Karen Walker: Vermont-living, Christina Aguilera-loving, Mikonos-going -
- [TO JACK]
- Karen Walker: Honey, take it on home.
- Jack McFarland: JACK: Tom's queer, dear.