Stephen Colbert: Self - Host

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• Himself - Host : [imitating Steven Seagal by wearing a fake black goatee, condemning football players when they displayed unity by kneeling during the Nation Anthem as a form of peaceful protest, eventually holding up the DVD to each of his movies]  those football players have the fans "Under Siege", they may think their "Above the Law", but they may soon find themselves "On Deadly Ground", they'll find most Americans are "Out For Justice", because their feeling "Under Siege 2, the sequel", and if these protesters don't like this country, they can feel free to challenge me to "Mortal Kombat", am I in that? I'm not in that. One thing's for sure: you mess with Steven Seagal you're not only straight to hell, you're going straight to DVD.