Cobra Kai (TV Series)

Ace Degenerate (2018)

Edward Asner: Sid

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• [Johnny enters his apartment and sees Rhonda watching TV] 

  Rhonda : You got Encore?

  Johnny Lawrence : Who the hell are you?

  [Johnny sees Sid by the refrigerator holding a pack of frozen beef] 

  Sid : You know the little red stickers that say 'further reduced'? That means 'spoiled'. Y-you know that, right? You're eating bad meat, boy.

  Johnny Lawrence : What the hell are you doing in my apartment, Sid?

  Sid : Oh, that's some thank you. Who do you think bailed you out? Again?

  Johnny Lawrence : I never asked you for anything.

  Sid : I think that... little incident at Applebee's... would've taught you to keep your hands to yourself.

  [as Johnny changes clothes, Sid picks up a photo of Johnny's mother] 

  Sid : You know, when I met your mom, she really knocked my socks off. Beautiful. Blonde. Tanned. Tight. Little did I know I'd be taking care of her schmuck kid forever.

  Johnny Lawrence : Yes, you were the stepfather of the century.

  Sid : Well-played, coming from a world-class daddy like you. How old is Robby now? Fifteen? Sixteen? When was the last time you saw him?

  Johnny Lawrence : Just get the hell out of here, man!

  Sid : I'll get the hell out of here when I'm goddamn good and ready!

  Rhonda : Sid.

  Sid : What?

  Rhonda : Blood pressure.

  Sid : Aw, keep watching your bullshit judge show, will you, Rhonda? And stay out of this.

  [Sid pulls out a check from his coat] 

  Sid : This... is why I'm here.

  [Johnny grabs the check] 

  Johnny Lawrence : What's this?

  Sid : Y-you know, I told your momma I'd take care of you always. But, in this case, I think even she would cut me some slack. I'm buying you out of my life.

  [Johnny tears the check] 

  Johnny Lawrence : I'd rather be homeless than take money from you.

  Sid : Oh, well, hell. Rhonda! Lunch time! Call Art's. See if they've got that belly lox.

  [Sid prepares to exit the apartment] 

  Sid : I'd say, 'get your life in order'. But, uh, at this point, you're like the meat in your fridge.