Cobra Kai (TV Series)
Cobra Kai Never Dies (2018)
Courtney Henggeler: Amanda LaRusso
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Quotes
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Daniel LaRusso : [after seeing spray pain on billboard] Frankly, we're big supporters of the department. We donate every year to the charity drive. I just want you to go out and round up the scum that did this.
Amanda LaRusso : Uh, excuse me, officer. Could you give us a minute? Thanks. Honey, if they arrested everybody who painted dicks on things, there just wouldn't be any room in the jails for all the murders.
Daniel LaRusso : All right, but they can still go look for the guy.
Amanda LaRusso : I understand that you're frustrated., but try not to think about it. Just think positively.
Daniel LaRusso : Positive? What's positive? I have a dick in my mouth.
Amanda LaRusso : Yeah, and you'll "blow" the competition away! Okay, look, no one's even gonna see it.
Daniel LaRusso : We picked that specific location because of the traffic level.
Amanda LaRusso : Okay. Fine. Let's assume people see it. Let's assume everybody sees it.
Daniel LaRusso : Okay.
Amanda LaRusso : No one's gonna recognize you.
Daniel LaRusso : Really?
Amanda LaRusso : All they're gonna see is the dick, okay? It is the dick's billboard now, okay? People drive by so fast, they're not even gonna spot you.
Louie LaRusso, Jr. : Did you guys see the billboard? It's freaking hillarious!
Daniel LaRusso : We're painting over it.
Amanda LaRusso : Good idea.