- Frank Murphy: Hey Stan, you know what Cadillac stands for? Can't afford.. Dick.. in.. Lafayette, Louisiana
- [pause]
- Frank Murphy: Ass Cunt!
- Stan Chilsons: And she got a 69 Ford out of it. You know what Ford stands for, don't you kids? Fix Or Repair Daily.
- Sue Murphy: Um, Frank. This is a murder cabin.
- [reads a historical information plaque on the cabin wall]
- Frank Murphy: Oh, for God sakes. You go back a couple of decades in any house, you're gonna find a murder.
- Frank Murphy: [stubs toe on bucket] Ah! Shit! God, would it fucking kill you to give me one day of sunshine? Honestly, would it fucking kill you? I mean, this is why I don't go to church. Fucking bullshit stories about some bottomless bag of fish. Some guy walking on water with those stale wafers. You know, no offence, but your son, he tastes like shit!
- Sue Murphy: [From the other room] What are you doing out there?
- Frank Murphy: Oh, just my morning prayers.