- Todd: Here's the deal, I enjoy reading, I mean I get it, but I went to Harvard so, I sometimes think I'm a little too educated to really appreciate that kind of fiction. I mean clowns eating children, that sort of thing, I mean no offense.
- James Sheehan: Why do Americans always act happy when they do an Irish accent? This concept that the Irish are happy go lucky is baffling. I mean look at me, do I look at all happy with life to you?