Roseanne (TV Series)
Roseanne Gets the Chair (2018)
Emma Kenney: Harris Conner-Healy
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Quotes
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Harris Conner-Healy : Who leaves security tags on stolen clothes?
Darlene Conner : Well I'm sorry your henchmen are stupid, Riddler. God!
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Darlene Conner : I'll make you a deal, if you're still miserable in 3 years, you can move back to Chicago.
Harris Conner-Healy : You mean it? Wait a minute, in 3 years I'll be 18 and can do whatever I want anyway.
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Roseanne Conner : Did she just call you 'Darlene'?
Darlene Conner : Yeah, so what? I don't have a problem with that.
Jackie Harris : It's very modern, Roseanne. It allows the parents and the kids to communicate as equals.
Harris Conner-Healy : See you, Jackie.
Harris Conner-Healy : Call me 'Aunt Jackie', it's the only title I have.
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Harris Conner-Healy : What is your problem?
Roseanne Conner : My problem is you're acting like you own this house, and *we* don't even own this house.
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Darlene Conner : Those 'stupid old hillbillies' will climb in a pickup and pull you out of any well you fall down.
Harris Conner-Healy : I didn't fall in a well, Grandma sprayed me with the hose.
Darlene Conner : Now you know why you want her on *your* side.
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Darlene Conner : You're taking back all the stuff you stole, you're shutting down the Itzy store, and you're giving me all your passwords to all your accounts.
Harris Conner-Healy : How about I don't do any of that, and I just lose your trust?
Darlene Conner : [firmly] The passwords.
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Roseanne Conner : You think you're better than everyone else in this whole town, don't you?
Harris Conner-Healy : Do you *really* want me to answer that?
Roseanne Conner : I'll do it for you, YOU'RE NOT! You're smart for a kid but you're stupid as a person.