Roseanne (TV Series)

Dress to Impress (2018)

Sara Gilbert: Darlene Conner

Quotes 

• Darlene Conner : Why didn't you tell me about it?

  Mark Conner-Healy : 'Cause I didn't want you coming down to the school and making a big deal. Granny Rose already told everyone she's a witch.

  Darlene Conner : No, she'd never get that close to a broom.

• Becky Conner-Healy : She wants to meet you guys. She has questions about our family history.

  Darlene Conner : Oh? We have a family history? Mother, have you been keeping our glorious heritage from us?

  Roseanne Conner : Yep. All of our relatives died from alcoholism. The ones that didn't drink were killed by the ones who did.