- Lt. Talla Keyali: Bortus, you wanna piece of cake?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: Yes. But I do not want that piece.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: What's wrong with it?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: I want a corner piece.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: You're kidding?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: I am not. Please cut me a corner piece.
- Lt. Talla Keyali: Because you want a flower?
- Lt. Cmdr. Bortus: Yes.
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: I can't believe they knew about Mr. Potato Head.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: Yeah, we are going to get fired.
- Capt. Ed Mercer: You should have called me; we could have thrown up together.
- Cmdr. Kelly Grayson: Next time.