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Aisha : [Bert describes Johnny drunk] Well, why didn't you tell us this earlier?
Bert : I don't know. I guess I'm so used to seeing him drunk, it didn't seem like that big a deal.
Hawk : Well, we're here and he's not. So it's officially a big deal. What if something happened to him?
Bert : Like what?
Hawk : Like he drove his car off a cliff, or he bought a gun and blew his brains out.
Aisha : No. Sensei would never kill himself. It's too pussy a move.
Hawk : Whatever. I mean, we're here. We're gonna have to do it without him.
Johnny Lawrence : Do what without me?
Aisha : Sensei.
Hawk : We didn't think you were gonna show up.
Johnny Lawrence : I may not always win but I never back out of a fight.
Miguel Diaz : Great. Let's sign up.
Johnny Lawrence : Not yet. There's one more lesson I have to teach you.
[In the arena lobby]
Johnny Lawrence : You've all learned to strike first. To be aggressive... and not be losers. I taught you to strike hard. To put every ounce of your power behind everything you do. But I haven't taught you the third rule of Cobra Kai: No mercy. The older you get, the more you're gonna learn... that life isn't fair. You wake up one morning feeling great, and then life throws a spinning heel kick to your balls, and takes a big steaming shit in your mouth. You get an F on a test. You get suspended. You fall in love with a girl, but some other dude comes and steals her away. Your car gets set on fire. Just when you think things are going good, everything falls apart. That's how it goes. Life shows no mercy; so neither do we. We do whatever it takes to keep our heads above water. We do whatever it takes to keep moving forward. We do whatever it takes to win! Remember who you are. You're badass. You don't give a shit. You kick ass. You're Cobra Kai.
Miguel Diaz : COBRA KAI!
[the Cobra Kai team yells alongside Miguel]
Johnny Lawrence : All right, guys, let's get down there and kick the shit out of everybody.
Miguel Diaz : Yeah!
Johnny Lawrence : [Miguel pulls out his white karate gi] No.
[confused look on Miguel's face]
Johnny Lawrence : You're not wearing those.
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Samantha LaRusso : You did a great job out there. You know, if you hadn't resorted to that sweep, you totally would've had him.
Aisha : I don't need your sympathy.
Samantha LaRusso : I know this is probably the last thing you want to hear right now, but I'm really sorry. You're my oldest friend and I never should've hung out with someone like Yasmine in the first place.
Aisha : You got that right.
Samantha LaRusso : All I know is after that front wedgie, she's never gonna live that down.
Aisha : You saw that?
Samantha LaRusso : It's all over YouTube. You really tore her a new vagina.
[both girls laugh]
Samantha LaRusso : You know? I got to admit it's a pretty cool gi.
Aisha : Thank you.
Samantha LaRusso : I mean, the snake's a little on the evil side but I like the colors.
Aisha : I could probably get you one.
Samantha LaRusso : Yeah, right. My dad would have a heart attack.
Aisha : Well, even if you don't join Cobra Kai, we could definitely use another girl out there.
