- Officer Karen Pelly: Can you at least tell us where Hank is so we can salvage our dignity?
- Wanda Dollard: Shove it, Piggy! He's under *my* protection.
- Officer Karen Pelly: Well, if we can't find Hank, then we can't PAY him for the training exercise.
- Hank Yarbo: [Hank appears wearing a fake beard] I get PAID?
- Sgt. Davis Quinton: Yep.
- [Zaps him with a stun gun]
- Sgt. Davis Quinton: Hey everybody. We captured Hank. The town is safe again.
- Ruby Patrons: YAYYYYY!
- Hank Yarbo: [dazed] How much do I get paid?
- Lacey Burrows: I can't believe I lost to Emma.
- Brent Leroy: Could be worse. I lost a lot of money scamming my old man.
- Lacey Burrows: One vote!
- Brent Leroy: Hey. I could only vote once.
- Lacey Burrows: That was YOU?
- Oscar Leroy: How could you knowingly let me sell bait for ZERO PROFIT!
- Brent Leroy: You did it to yourself, Dad. I was just there to collect all the money you were hemorrhaging out of every bad decision.
- Oscar Leroy: You crook! Your own FATHER!
- Lacey Burrows: If you want to compete with the Internet, you've gotta sass it up like the Internet.
- Wanda Dollard: What? Like those stupid lists that suck people in? "Six Ways Blueberries Can Improve Your Libido." Nobody falls for...
- Ravim: What? Blueberries improve your libido? I'm asking for a friend. Mr. Johnson.
- [points to his crotch]
- Ravim: If you know what I mean?
- Lacey Burrows: AAAAHHH! We know!
- Wanda Dollard: Yeah. We get it.
- Phil: Hey, where's your live bait?
- Brent Leroy: I don't sell live bait.
- [Phil points to a sign that says "Live Bait"]
- Brent Leroy: Yeah, I don't take signs down either.