Relaxer (2018)
Andre Hyland: Dallas
Quotes
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Dallas : Just fucking show me the money, dude. You fucking seen Jerry Maguire? you know what I'm talking about?
Abbie : No.
Dallas : Show me the money. Fucking Thomas Cruise style. You should see it though, because it got Jerry Cantrell from fucking Alice in Chains in it. He plays like a fucking Kinko's employee.
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Abbie : I can't do a challenge while I'm on another challenge.
Dallas : Jesus christ. Alright, then I challenge you to challenge me to challenge you not to get up.
Abbie : I don't even know what means.
Dallas : It doesn't fucking mean anything, just get off the couch like a normal person. You're in this fucking challenge vortex of retardedness.
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Dallas : Great, I have no idea what's happening right now. It's like a fucking Pac-Man picnic.