- Zoltan: Margo.
- Margo Durrell: Hello, Zoltan.
- [keeps walking without breaking stride]
- Zoltan: I am sad without you. Why did you reject me? I am handsome and wealthy and have many talents.
- Margo Durrell: You see, you have rather summed up what's wrong with you.
- Zoltan: I am... too superb?
- Margo Durrell: No, you are arrogant and smug.
- Zoltan: I had no idea!
- Margo Durrell: I am sure I mentioned it when I finished with you.
- [stops walking]
- Margo Durrell: You see you haven't asked how I am, or anything.
- Zoltan: How are you, and everything?
- Margo Durrell: Very well. I have a job I love in the new X-ray unit at Dr Petridis'.
- Zoltan: I would be a superb doctor.
- Margo Durrell: You don't realise how you sound, do you?
- [walks away]
- Zoltan: Please be mine again.
- Margo Durrell: No.
- Louisa Durrell: Kalimera.
- Undertaker: Kalimera, gracious lady. The dead auntie is in the cellar.
- Louisa Durrell: You certainly have all the phrases.
- Undertaker: She is lying with a young man.
- Louisa Durrell: Company. That's nice.
- Undertaker: No. He fell in a machine. His head is off. Auntie was on holiday?
- Louisa Durrell: She planned to live here but was only given a few days.
- Undertaker: Too bad.
- Louisa Durrell: My aunt is being embalmed for the journey home?
- Undertaker: Yes. Who will go with her?
- Louisa Durrell: Well, I assumed she'd go alone.
- Undertaker: I do not advise it.
- Louisa Durrell: Why not?
- Undertaker: We have lost bodies in transit.
- Spiros Halikiopoulos: Looks like you are off to England.
- Undertaker: Please, bring me back some Marmite.
- Florence Petridis: An old beau says he needs an X-ray.
- [Zoltan with a sling, enters the X-ray room]
- Margo Durrell: Zoltan, do you honestly expect me to believe you have hurt your arm?
- Zoltan: Yes. I was bravely rescuing a kitten... No, not bravely. Averagely rescuing it, for I am not an arrogant man.