- Roger: Alexa, what's left on my schedule for today?
- Klaus: You have a 3:15 as traveling nurse DeAndre Comadendo.. Then after that...
- Hayley Smith: [recognizing the voice] Klaus? Did you hollow out Roger's Echo?
- Klaus: [denying] No way! I'm not Klaus. It's me, Alexa, bro!
- Hayley Smith: [skeptical] Alexa, who was the fourth emperor of the Ming Dynasty?
- Klaus: Um... Chickety-China, the... Chinese chicken?
- Hayley Smith: Hmm... That could be right.
- Roger: Who's scorching all that copper wire? Smells great.
- Stan Smith: Roger, listen to me.
- [distorted]
- Stan Smith: You need to go to a doctor right now! You could be dying!
- Roger: Buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz, buzz. That's you.
- [laughs]
- Roger: Well, on you catch the side flip.
- [faints]
- Roger: [gasps] Stan, I just saw a deer! Or is that an elk? Or a moose? A horse? Oh! It's a picnic table.