- Geordie Keating: People feel they can tell you things.
- Will Davenport: Of course.
- Geordie Keating: Secrets.
- Will Davenport: Absolutely.
- Geordie Keating: Confessions.
- Will Davenport: The most intimate things, you wouldn't believe.
- Geordie Keating: That is where you and I differ.
- Will Davenport: No one tells you anything?
- Geordie Keating: Not a bastard thing.
- Will Davenport: That's a shame.
- Geordie Keating: It really is.
- Geordie Keating: [finding Sidney passed out in a church pew] Christ! Can you stand up?
- Sidney Chambers: Can you?
- Geordie Keating: I'm already standing up.
- Sidney Chambers: Oh, so you are - good man!
- Geordie Keating: Here!
- [hauls Sidney to his feet and helps him down the aisle of the church]
- Sidney Chambers: I love you Geordie.
- Geordie Keating: I know.
- Sidney Chambers: Shall we sing?
- Geordie Keating: Absolutely not.
- Geordie Keating: Did you see what happened?
- Sidney Chambers: I was just trying not to die.
- Geordie Keating: That makes a change.
- Leonard Finch: I lost my shoe.