DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV Series)

Witch Hunt (2018)

Jane Carr: Fairy Godmother

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• Zari Tomaz : Prudence, this is your fairy godmother?

  Prudence Hawthorne : Yes. She protects me.

  Sara Lance : By hurting other people.

  Fairy Godmother : Not at all. I only want to help little Prudence. For you see,

  [sings] 

  Fairy Godmother : There are times the world is scary. Times the world is BAD. But when your godmother's a fairy, there's no reason to be saaaaaaad

  Ray Palmer : Is that music?

  Fairy Godmother : [continuing her song]  Oh, fear not if things don't look to be the way that you preferred. Just make a wish and look to me. I'll sing these magic words...

  Mick Rory : [irritated]  Shut up!

  Ray Palmer : Well, I didn't want her to stop singing.

• Zari Tomaz : Prudence, listen to me. This isn't who you are. You're a good person.

  Prudence Hawthorne : He tried to kill my mother. This town, these people, they've killed so many others already. They deserve to burn.

  Zari Tomaz : And they will pay for their ignorance, but not like that.

  Fairy Godmother : How else will they learn, dearie? If these people aren't taught a lesson today, they will go and hurt others for days and years to come. You come from the future. Can you honestly tell this child that the hearts of men change in all that time?

  Prudence Hawthorne : Do they?

  Zari Tomaz : No. They don't. People always fear what they don't understand. And that fear turns them into monsters. But we can't let it turn us into monsters, too. We have to be better than them.

• Fairy Godmother : All I want is to make the world a happier place.

  John Constantine : Well, you got Prudence's mother thrown in the bloody clink. And what about that bloke who had his eyes pecked out of his skull, eh?

  Fairy Godmother : [hard]  That man was a liar. They are all liars. And simple-minded pests like that must be taught a lesson.

  John Constantine : [sarcastically]  Ooo, "pests". Intriguing choice of words...

  Fairy Godmother : Before Prudence, all the girls I helped were just take, take, take. "I want a new dress, godmother." "I want to go to the ball, godmother." So I gave and I gave, no matter how absurd the request. I mean, who would ever choose to wear glass slippers? Imagine the blisters! And what did I get in return? A thousand years locked away in a dank and miserable dimension.

  John Constantine : So it was humans who put you away, eh? Well, it serves you right, you bitter old nag. You don't want Prudence happy. You want her raging. That's how you settle the score, by using a child's anger to rain down hellfire on those poor bastards out there

• John Constantine : Agent of the damned, show yourself, you fetid creature. Show yourself, you cursed beast. Reveal your hideous form!

  Fairy Godmother : [appearing]  Hello!

  Sara Lance : What in the Disney hell is this?

• Fairy Godmother : Where on Earth are you taking me?

  John Constantine : Oh, not on Earth, love. Where I'm sending you is a touch hotter, or so I hear.

  Fairy Godmother : You intend to send me to hell.

  John Constantine : I could be persuaded otherwise.

  Fairy Godmother : I'm listening.

  John Constantine : You need a host to conduct your magic, and let's just say I'm in need of a miracle.

  Fairy Godmother : You want to be my new host?

  John Constantine : Tit for tat, deary.

  Fairy Godmother : [snickering]  John Constantine.

  [seeing his surprise] 

  Fairy Godmother : Yes, my pet, I know exactly who you are. I know you're on the run, and I know who's coming for you, and believe me, I'd rather face hell than piss him off.

  John Constantine : Well, I am happy to oblige.