Quotes
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Becky Conner-Healy : [storms in the front door] WAKE UP, MORTICIA!
Darlene Conner : [on the couch trying to sleep] Shut up, I didn't get home from work until 2.
Becky Conner-Healy : Mom told me you weren't making a lot of tips, so I brought something that will help.
[tosses her a black push up bra]
Darlene Conner : Oh great, just what I needed.
[lays it over her eyes like a sleep mask]
Becky Conner-Healy : It's called a waitress's best friend.
Darlene Conner : When was the last time a man ever had to do something like this to get a job?
