- Wayne Brady: [in "Hoedown", about pilots]
- [singing]
- Wayne Brady: A pilot is a great job, you get to fly. / You kiss gravity and the ground bye bye. / Chip got a really great job, it made me a believer. / I can't wait 'til CBS gives me a drama, I wouldn't do this shit neither!
- [audience cheers]
- Chip Esten: [singing] I love me a pilot, it really is so dear. / I do appreciate the way he flew me here. / I love all you guys and I do appreciate, / you all look fantastic,
- [points to Aisha]
- Chip Esten: and Drew looks freakin' great.
- Ryan Stiles: [singing] Oh, I love my stewardess. She's better than the rest. / Oh my God, you should see the size of her breasts! / I called her up, oh yeah, she knows where to sit. / Come right over here on my cock pit.
- Jeff Davis: [singing] Well my name's Captain Sully, I landed in the water. / I cannot fly a plane, like I know I oughta. / I didn't get no kudos, I didn't get no thanks, / but I don't give a hooey, I'm being played by Tom Hanks.