Whose Line Is It Anyway? (TV Series)
Greg Proops 1 (2018)
Colin Mochrie: Self
Quotes
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Greg Proops : [in "Hollywood Director", after yelling cut] I'm reminded of Shakespeare: "Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? No, because a summer day is not made of CRAP!"
Colin Mochrie : Wow, I miss our old director.
Greg Proops : Yes, he's retired now because he was so old.
[audience oohs]
Greg Proops : Walk it off, biatches.
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Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"] "Pick-up lines on the farm."
Greg Proops : Well, you're the cutest thing I've ever seen with two legs.
Wayne Brady : Hey girl, what's up? I was just over there by the silo... and I couldn't help but notice you grazin'.
Greg Proops : Hey, are we related?
Ryan Stiles : [with drawl] I think we should plant some seeds.
Wayne Brady : Oh, that's okay, baby. I don't mind a cockatoo.
Ryan Stiles : [off-stage] What farm is THAT? Is that a jungle farm?
Wayne Brady : No, a cock- cock a roosters.
Colin Mochrie : Ohh, I see.
Ryan Stiles : Ohh.
Aisha Tyler : Wow, you have a really big tractor. Would you plow my back forty?
Greg Proops : Looks like it's milking time!