- Inspector Gadget: Penny, I'm detecting zero cheer and...
- [gasps]
- Inspector Gadget: ... high levels of humbuggery!
- Dr. Claw: [on viewscreen] Talon, stop joy-riding and start hate-dropping. Christmas isn't going to ruin itself, you know.
- Chief Quimby: [on viewscreen] Your mission: make sure MAD doesn't get the Thingy it wants for Christmas.