- Chief Quimby: [on viewscreen] Your mission: protect Tag Shrapnel, the only star with any power left, while he shoots the prequel to the reboot of part two, the sequel: the Beginning, Origins Part III. This message will self-destruct.
- Penny: As missions go, this is...
- Inspector Gadget: [interrupting] The most important one ever! Go, go Gadget goes to Hollywood!
- Inspector Gadget: Wowzers! That was just like a scene from Tag's eleventh movie "Stretch Limo Compact Justice"!
- Tag Shrapnel: [cut to a scene from Stretch Limo Compact Justice] When life gives you limos, make limo-nade.
- Dr. Claw: Peace! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!
- Talon: Yeah, and what's war good for?
- Dr. Claw: TV, jet engines, nuclear power, unboxing videos, everything!
- Talon: I see where you're going. More war equals more cool stuff, to destroy the world with. I'm in.
- Dr. Claw: Good. Now get in your panda suit.