- Oracle of Delphi: Lets get this Oraclenapping over with, I like, already packed my bag.
- Talon: But yeah, you like, packed a little light for the rest of your life.
- Oracle of Delphi: As if! I foresaw a short abduction.
- Inspector Gadget: Double salt lickerish and the bitter tang of terrible life choices? It's either a rejected Halloween candy or... a MAD agent.
- Henchman: Give that man a prize!
- Inspector Gadget: No prizes for me, thanks. The sweet taste of justice is it's own reward.
- Inspector Gadget: [Chief Quimby pops up on the dinner table] Chief! I knew the sweet and soar pork tasted extra moustachy today!