- Dr. Claw: When it comes to scheming, the maxim goes: 'keep it simple, silly'. But evil's never silly. So my new plan will follow the three cons: convoluted, conplicated and conplex.
- Inspector Gadget: This is outrageous! Only MAD would dare ruin my 17th favorite day: Security I.D. picture day.
- Inspector Gadget: Get back here, my lifelong arch nemesis that I didn't realize I had until just moments ago!
- Kayla: [on viewscreen] Pen, it's a mega-mergency. BoyDudes con is on, and you're missing the cosplay parade. I can't even!
- Inspector Gadget: Metro City park. Hangout of hippies, old folks and old folky hippies who play folk.
- Chief Quimby: Warning: these images might be disturbing. Not as disturbing as Penny's security I.D. picture, but still.
- Penny: I am Penny, I can prove it: only the real Penny would remember you got me a bomb defusing kit for my fifth birthday.
- Inspector Gadget: You only know that after reading my published book 'Inspector Gadget's Birthday Gift Ideas for Nieces'.