The Magicians (TV Series)

Marry... Kill (2019)

Kasha Kropinski: Enid

Quotes 

• Enid : How do you know Isaac, again?

  Josh Hoberman : Oh, uh, he and I met at Jewish camp.

  Enid : This is kind of weird. I mean, why did he send a friend instead of calling me himself?

  Josh Hoberman : He's got, uh, laryngitis.

  Enid : So he can't text?

  Josh Hoberman : And he broke all of his fingers. Anywho, I've got to talk to you about Isaac's problem, which he's embarrassed because he came down with something and he's afraid that you might have caught it from him...

  Enid : Caught what?

  Josh Hoberman : Oh, just a... herpes-like thing...

  Enid : He gave me herpes?

  Josh Hoberman : I believe I said 'herpes-like'...

  Enid : Well what the hell is it?

  Josh Hoberman : The only way to know if you've got it is to sort of go through the symptoms and see if you've been experiencing them?

  Enid : OK. Josh-from-Jewish-camp. I'm going to discuss genital warts and discharge with you, cause we just met! Jesus Christ, fuck my life!

  [Takes a pull from a vodka bottle] 

  Josh Hoberman : Look, have you maybe not been feeling yourself lately?

  Enid : Not really, and I'm beginning to wonder why I let you in in the first place.

  Josh Hoberman : Great, and have you maybe been having dreams that are weird and violent?

  Enid : Maybe.

  Josh Hoberman : Right, well, this last one might sound a leeetle crazy, but have you maybe been unable to control yourself around guys?

  Enid : Get out of my apartment!

  Josh Hoberman : Oh, wait, no no no, this wasn't me trying to freak you out.

  Enid : Get out!

  Josh Hoberman : Please, just let me help you. I just want to help.

  Enid : [crying]  It's been a really hard couple of days! I've been totally freaking, like, what's wrong with me?

  Josh Hoberman : I know what you mean, and it's completely normal, and I assure you this is not your fault.

  Enid : [breaking down]  That's so good to hear. I mean, how could I even do that to someone else? It's a total mess in there!

  Josh Hoberman : A mess? Where?

  [Josh opens the bedroom door to discover a dismembered corpse on the bed] 

  Josh Hoberman : Jesus. Tits.

  Enid : [off camera]  It's not that bad, is it?

  [a bloody hand falls off the end of the bed]