The Magicians (TV Series)
Marry... Kill (2019)
Stella Maeve: Julia Wicker
Quotes
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Julia Wicker : [Walking through the aftermath of Bacchus' last orgy] Is it possible for an entire forest to do the walk of shame?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Seriously, nature is not supposed to be this... sticky.
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William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [Penny is anointing Julia's back with oil as part of a ritual] I, uh, I gotta go up front...
Julia Wicker : Are you asking if you can touch my boobs?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : I am asking you if I can touch your boobs.
Julia Wicker : You can touch my boobs. Just don't break 'em.
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Julia Wicker : Uh-oh, you think she's who we're looking for?
[a woman is putting a noose over her head]
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Whoa, whoa, wait, wait! Don't!
Shoshana : Why not?
Julia Wicker : Because you have something to live for.
Shoshana : I'm a maenad. The god that I'm here to serve is dead. I literally have nothing to live for. But thanks. Thanks for the less than basic understanding of my life's purpose!
Julia Wicker : No no no, wait, don't, please, we need your help...
Shoshana : Shoshana.
Julia Wicker : Shoshana. We need your help, Shoshana.
[She picks up a bottle from the ground]
Shoshana : [Weeping, and taking her head out of the noose] Peach schnapps! Bacchus left that for the talking bears to find!
Julia Wicker : OK, so how about a toast? Right? Bacchus would have wanted us to drink.
Shoshana : I'd like so much, yeah.
Julia Wicker : OK, so, to Bacchus.
[Julia pours a shot on the ground, then drinks one herself]
Shoshana : To Bacchus.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : [sotto voce to Julia] It kind of smells like pee sangria.
Julia Wicker : [sotto voce back to Penny] I don't give a shit, drink it.
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : To Bacchus!
[drinks]
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Julia Wicker : I was a goddess, and I gave away my power, and now I can't use magic, only I'm indestructible, so maybe you can help me understand what is going on?
Shoshana : You were a goddess?
Julia Wicker : [meekly] Yeah?
Shoshana : [exasperated] If all those other maenads hadn't run through the poison wine like a bunch of bitches I wouldn't even be in this situation!
Julia Wicker : Well, maybe if you help us then you can...
Shoshana : [howling and wailing a magical incantation] Woo! Eeee! Yaaa!
Julia Wicker : I'm sorry, what are you - what are you doing?
Shoshana : I'm trying to read your aura. Wah! Wah! Woo!
Julia Wicker : Maybe we can just get the pine cone out of my face.
[Shoshana licks the pine cone]
Julia Wicker : OK.
Shoshana : That's what I thought. Inconclusive. I do know a ritual that could help diagnose you further. But it's pretty intimate.
Julia Wicker : Umm... OK, I can live with that.
Shoshana : Yeah, the only thing is I can't perform it.
Julia Wicker : Um, why not?
Shoshana : Well I don't believe in you. I can help interpret, but you need someone who believes in you. Who worships you, body and soul, to perform the ritual. Anyone come to mind?
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : Fine. I'll help.
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Julia Wicker : As requested, the water my feet were bathed in.
Shoshana : You know, that's pretty murky.
Julia Wicker : OK, judgy. What's it mean?
Shoshana : It's too early to say.
[Studies the water]
Shoshana : This is very interesting, though. I thought you said you didn't have any power.
Julia Wicker : No, I don't, I can't do magic.
Shoshana : Those aren't the same. Oof, this, this is real weird.
[Flame erupts from the basin]
Shoshana : Aah! You weren't bullshitting me when you said you were a goddess, were you?
Julia Wicker : No, but how - how can I be a goddess if I don't have any power?
Shoshana : Maybe you think you don't, but I have never seen anything like this before!
William 'Penny' Adiyodi : So we're good now? You're not gonna kill yourself?
Shoshana : No, I can't now, I have a new deity to follow.
[She drops to her knees and takes Julia's hand in worship]
Julia Wicker : Oh, boy.