The Magicians (TV Series)

Marry... Kill (2019)

Summer Bishil: Margo Hanson

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• Margo Hanson : [after Josh has eaten the Komodo dragon's heart as part of a ritual]  I told you, vulnerable is not technically endangered.

  Josh Hoberman : I think I'm going to be sick.

  Margo Hanson : Don't you dare throw up that lizard heart. We killed a vulnerable creature to save your ass. Better not be for nothing. Not to mention that is not the way I thought I'd meet Kanye. That's actually less messed up than the way I thought it would go...

• Josh Hoberman : Jesus R.R. Christ. An innocent girl is a murderer because I couldn't get to her in time.

  Margo Hanson : Oh, put your tit back in your training bra, wolf-boy. We don't really know how innocent this girl was. Sleeping with her Uber driver sounds like she had a death wish to begin with.

  Josh Hoberman : You're not helping.

  Margo Hanson : [Margo sets a glass in front of Josh]  Drink.

  Josh Hoberman : Is this a potion?

  Margo Hanson : It's alcohol.

  Josh Hoberman : Good enough.

  [Drinks] 

• Margo Hanson : While you were busy with your domestic issues, I managed to translate this Indonesian ritual and the good news is this is first-year Brakebills multi-culti elective crap, so we can definitely pull it off without breaking the magic bank. The only prob is finding one exotic ingredient.

  Josh Hoberman : What type of exotic are we talking about here?

  Margo Hanson : We need a living Komodo dragon so we can cut out its heart. And I heard a rumor Kanye keeps one in his New York apartment.

  Josh Hoberman : That sounds on-brand.

  Margo Hanson : Let's go.

  Josh Hoberman : Uh, wait. I have to give you something.

  [Josh hands Margo a gun] 

  Josh Hoberman : It's loaded with silver bullets. The quickening has started to do weird things to me, and, well, if I wolf out, you might need to stop me.

  Margo Hanson : It's not going to come to that. I promise. Now come on, let's go steal Kanye's lizard.

• Margo Hanson : [Josh is locking himself in a cage]  I think you're overreacting.

  Josh Hoberman : I could have sexually assaulted you. Or ate you. I don't honestly know how things would have turned out.

  Margo Hanson : That's no reason to give up, there's got to be a solution.

  Josh Hoberman : I've got, what, a couple of hours before the quickening takes over, and I'm sorry if that makes me a wimp or whatever, but i don't want to rape or murder anybody.

  Margo Hanson : Oh come on, there are plenty of people who deserve to be kilt. I can think of a half-dozen at Brakebills alone. If you can just keep your twat together I'm sure I can get at least one of them down here. I mean Todd totally owes me.

  Josh Hoberman : He doesn't owe you his life.

  Margo Hanson : Doesn't he?

• Margo Hanson : You want to do something stupid?

  [Gets in the cage with Josh, and throws the key away] 

  Margo Hanson : Fine by me.

  Josh Hoberman : What the hell are you doing?

  Margo Hanson : Something stupider.

• Margo Hanson : Christ on a god damn communion wafer!

  Josh Hoberman : It's like I'm caught in a real-life game of Marry, Fuck, Kill, only marry is off the table!

  Margo Hanson : What are you going to do about it?

  Josh Hoberman : I have no goddamn clue. Why do you think I'm sitting here with my head in my hands; the traditional Hoberman despair position?

  Margo Hanson : OK, then here's a plan. We're going to fix this bullshit.

  Josh Hoberman : I don't want to add to your problems, Margo.

  Margo Hanson : So because of that you're just going to sit back and just let this shit happen to you? Huh? This ain't prom night. The only thing I know for sure is you're not going to fix anything if you nutsack out on me.

  Josh Hoberman : I won't... nutsack out.

  Margo Hanson : Good. That's what I want to hear. Because we are going to find a way out of this thing. Or we're going to die trying.

• Josh Hoberman : I'm starting to see why no one's ever beaten this curse. It's like herpes - cockroach-in-a-nuclear-war-level impossible to stomp out.

  Margo Hanson : Well, I found some shit on a ritual from an Indonesian tribe. It's supposed to prevent supernatural transformations. Or maybe cause them, my Indonesian sucks.

  Josh Hoberman : [Phone dings]  Uber alert. You know, these surge prices are really getting out - oh, no. Oh, no no no no no!

  Margo Hanson : OK, surge prices piss me off too, but are you all right?

  Josh Hoberman : I've always been up front about my L-positive status with any potential partners before... anything happens.

  Margo Hanson : What's that have to do with Uber?

  Josh Hoberman : Isaac wasn't.

  Margo Hanson : Oh. So how many people did Isaac do doggy style?

  Josh Hoberman : Just one. And I'm going to go warn her now. Uh huh! Yep! What a fun day!

• Margo Hanson : [looking fearfully out of the car for Josh]  Aaah! Son of a clit!

  Josh Hoberman : The ritual didn't work!

  Margo Hanson : Oh, is that why you screamed and ran out of the car?

  Josh Hoberman : Just let me in, OK?

  Margo Hanson : Why, so you can wolf-pun me to death?

  Josh Hoberman : No, I wanted to do things, but you're safe now, OK? It passed.

  Margo Hanson : How?

  Josh Hoberman : I kind of turned a tree into a werewolf, if you know what I'm saying.

  Margo Hanson : [Putting the gun away]  Oh, got it.

  Josh Hoberman : It's not a permanent solution. It's enough to keep the urges off until we get to where we're going.

  Margo Hanson : You mind telling me where that is, maple-dick?

  Josh Hoberman : Brakebills.