This is the most famous episode of the Paul Dixon series. He staged a Rubber Chicken Wedding between his stage prop Pauline Leghorne and her beloved, Harry Chicken. Marian Spelman set the stage with a humorous rendering of 'Only a Bird in a Gilded Cage.' Best man Bob Braun managed to get through only one chorus of 'Oh, Promise Me.' Newsman Tom Atkins delivered a running commentary for the unseen audience, interjecting with an occasional 'This is unbelievable!' Bridesmaids Colleen Sharp and Bonnie Lou blubbered as the couple exchanged vows. The ceremony was performed by Paul Davis, attired as Red Skelton's Freddie the Freeloader character. Cliff Lash played the piano to 'Get Me to the Church on Time.' Vivian Della Chiesa sang I Love You Truly.' Colleen Sharp contributed, 'I Taught Him Everything He Knows' and Bonnie Lou chipped in with 'Tennessee Waltz.' When the happy couple finally fled the scene, Paul Dixon exclaimed, 'Well, we pulled it off, didn't we? We really did it.'