Ryan Stiles: Self

Quotes 

• Aisha Tyler : [in "Scenes from a Hat"]  "Things you can say about America that you can't say about your partner."

  Ryan Stiles : Well, we're fucked.

  Colin Mochrie : Wow, the farther south you go, the hotter it gets.

  Aisha Tyler : I'm afraid I can't let you in, I built a wall down south.

  Wayne Brady : Borders!

  [goes on stage] 

  Wayne Brady : So many people, and more coming every day.

  Aisha Tyler : I'll let anyone in, everyone is welcome, regardless of your ethnicity, race, creed, age, gender, you're all welcome!

  [audience cheers] 

  Colin Mochrie : I can name all the places of interest.

  Aisha Tyler : Nice. Nice.

  Greg Proops : Wow. We've been out here for weeks, and I haven't even seen the Great Divide.

  [audience oohs] 

  Greg Proops : Really? Really?

  Wayne Brady : It's so big, with so many ports of entry.