- Moira Rose: I - I worked in soaps. They had me play my own father, who then became pregnant despite the vasectomy. I still hold the record for the longest -running demonic possession on daytime television.
- Patrick Brewer: Why would he agree to do this if he's afraid of heights?
- Alexis Rose: He's not afraid of heights. He's afraid of butterflies and moths.
- Ted Mullens: He's also afraid of nurses who wear running shoes!
- David Rose: Hey! I can hear you!
- David Rose: [as he's walking over to Patrick] I love our relationship. I love it when you kiss me, I love it when you order pizza for me, I love it when you say things like INVENTORY! I love it when you put those stupid rubber things on your fingers because you think that it helps you turn the pages faster. But it really doesn't.
- David Rose: [Panting] I'm sorry! I'm so sorry!
- Patrick Brewer: We're going to talk about this right? About how we missed a day of work.
- David Rose: Yes! Yes!
- Patrick Brewer: But you made it across 30 ft in the air.
- David Rose: Yes!
- Ted Mullens: Okay, guys! 1 course down, 7 more to go.