Alien Guy Tim (2020)

Patrick McElroy: Alien Guy Tim

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• Alien Guy Tim : As for my experience, they're fascinated by the human body. They've explored all my ins and outs!

• Alien Guy Tim : You know what, I have been abducted and it will happen again too. This is my truth, this is my reality and I'm going to prove it! But first I'm going to take a shower, it's been a few days.

• Alien Guy Tim : I've really come to embrace my interactions with aliens, and you could even say that we're friends!

• Alien Guy Tim : Well this is where the magic happens... only kidding, but yeah this is my bedroom!

• Alien Guy Tim : Just because my life is a little different doesn't make it any less real. If I could have you both abducted to prove it, I would!

• Alien Guy Tim : I've seen aliens with my own eyes and they've seen me too with their oversized eyes.

• Alien Guy Tim : Oh yeah, I almost forgot to mention, I'm a brown belt in judo.

• Matthew : Oh, Tim, we were just talking about you, man. I was hoping we could, I don't know, run into each other again outside of the meetings.

  Alien Guy Tim : Yeah, absolutely, Matthew. Are you going to come out to the desert this weekend?

  Matthew : Unfortunately I can't this weekend cuz my wife is having yet another birthday.

  Alien Guy Tim : It happens once a year, right?

  Matthew : Pretty consistently, yeah.

• Alien Guy Tim : Sindervus 9 communicates that it is accessing my pleasure centers, which also gives Sindervus pleasure too.