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Reviews
Magnolia (1999)
what a piece of...
there is just no way that any quality can be attached to this film.Of the ostensible five story lines, only two can possibly suffice. The entire project, taken as a whole, is a bollux.There was something here,at some point, but it was lost in the process
Love and Death on Long Island (1997)
a very bad movie
OK I tried to post a negative review for this ugly little flick the other night and was rebuffed, perhaps deservedly so because of my choice of a profanity to describe the entire production. Allow me to try again.
I perceive no merit in the "mission" of this film. Surely, each literary whatever must have a mission. We are not out there in the universe without some compass. Where is this film's compass?
This puker would have us believe that a lifelong suppressed homosexual (widower, I do believe) has been transfixed by a single appearance of a hunk mediocrity in a softporn nothing flick. (As opposed to a yucko English flick of equally yucko standards.)
Is there no hope for forebearance in the modern (British) world? Would a tweed really trade it all in for world class, and, btw, unrequited, love.