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Shaolin Dolemite (1999)
Only for those who love cheese.
Moore is in the movie for about 15 minutes, the rest is a re-edited generic kung-fu movie. Has a few funny moments, but after the novelty of the foul-mouthed dubbed-in voiceovers wears off, you're stuck with an old dumb plotless low budget cookie cutter martial arts movie.
Love Beat the Hell Outta Me (2000)
This movie beat the hell outta my patience
In the process of boring you with the wordy, rambling storyline and the complete absence of character development, it manages to enforce a few negative black stereotypes out there. At one point I was wondering if Jesse Helms co-wrote the screenplay.
Two Girls and a Guy (1997)
ugh.
Director James Toback takes the talents of Robert Downey Jr. and attempts to squeeze 100 minutes of feature film out of a 20 minute short-feature script. Stays interesting, but ultimately an unsatisfying experience. My vote? 4/10
Baby Geniuses (1999)
"Howard the Duck" of the 90s
This movie is painfully unoriginal and sickeningly unfunny. Your bucket of movie popcorn will draw more laughs, while also being less irritating. Only for the very young and/or the easily amused. My vote? 2/10
Sgt. Kabukiman N.Y.P.D. (1990)
Too silly for its own good.
Par for the course, regarding Troma films. Got a few chuckles from me just out of pure silliness, but it's a one-joke comedy movie with some action and cartoon sound effects thrown in for good measure. Not the worst, but I didn't have a good feeling about myself after watching this movie in it's entirety.
Gunan il guerriero (1982)
definitely good for unintended laughs
Sometime during the 80s, did someone market a computer program that spits out scripts for barbarian movies at random? This one is exceptionally bad (plastic weapons bend during fight scenes, fight scenes look like pro-wrestling matches, plus a load of stock footage mixed in), but I had to give it a 6, fans of the "horribly bad" movie genre will get a kick out of it.
The Chosen One: Legend of the Raven (1998)
You'll be sorry.
Please don't watch this movie. It's not even an "interesting" horrible, like Troma's other works ("Killer Tomatoes" and "Toxic Avenger"). It's just horrible. Even fans of the "actress" Carmen Electra won't be amused with the amazingly unconvincing "stunt" doubles.