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The Master of Disguise (2002)
It's only 80 minutes long
It's sad when the best part of a movie is that its less then an hour and a half. If you seen the previews, you've seen the movie so don't waste your time on this one. I think the writers spend too much time in creating all the characters that Dana Carvey's character impersonates and forgot to come up with a halfway decent story to give these characters something to do besides a few lines and then onto the next character.
My guess is that Barbra Streisand must have told James Brolin to get a job or get out. That's the only reason I can see him making this movie.
The Blair Witch Project (1999)
Disappointing and Boring
This had to be the most boring horror movie I have ever seen. There was no suspense, all the horror parts lasted only seconds, while having them wander through the woods during the day took up the majority of the screen time. A lot of the reviews state there is a plot spoiler in the text, but how can you spoil a movie where nothing happens. As far as believing it is a true documentary, the last part shows two of them running around, who is filming. I just wonder what happened to the people that found the so called documentary, did they die of boredom? I'm not sure, but I'm sure we will have to find out in a sequel.