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Sette uomini d'oro nello spazio (1979)
Part of my worst movie marathon
Out of boredom, my friends and I decided to have ourselves a "worst movie marathon". Among the titles we rented were "la guerre de l'espace en l'an 3000", "La soupe au chou", " Como rubare la corena de Ingleterra" and "Space Oddysey (english title of this movie)". Although all the movies were disgusting and hard to watch, this one had to be the worst...
Here are a few things that stood out...
- A male and a female robot ( she has metal eyelashes) in love!
- A woman scientist working in a tight leather "swim suit"
- A gymnast fighter ( we dubbed him "mr exercise" ) who jumps around during the movie
- A hero who walks around like he is constipated
- An army of evil "droids" with blond wigs and silver suits
The characters are not developed, ( some seem to come out of thin air) and the villain is laughable.
The thing that got me the most, though, is the fact that this movie has no end, literally; Music covers the dialog in the last scene, were everything unfolds.
Really, this is something you should try to find at your local videostore.
-1,5 * :)
Le Cinquième Élément (1997)
A comic book brought to the big screen!
What do you get when you combine a good script, the genius of Moebius and the talent of Jean-Paul Gaulthier?
A jam-packed sci-fi thriller for the new generation!
The colors in this one are truly what make it different from the rest. Not the drab greys and browns that you usually see in other sci-fi flics. The transitions from scene to scene are also very interesting.
This is truly a sci-fi movie for the 90's.
Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey (1991)
Cheap Doctor Who rip-off
This movie is a cheap rip-off of the BBC's classic "Doctor Who" series.
Bill & Ted travel trough time using a phone booth...
- Doctor Who did the same thing from 1967 to 1989...
Highly innovative, isn't it...
Most of those who liked this movie will be wondering why in 5-10 years, at which time this crap of a movie will be totally outdated!
La guerre des tuques (1984)
A classic for all kids
I remember seeing this one when I was seven or eight. I must have found the characters round, because they left a impression in my mind that lasted for a long time after the end of the movie. And the ending, now that's sad, well... for a 7-8 year old kid.
I had the opportunity of seeing this movie again lately, and found that the plot was too simple, the character, two-dimensional... I guess it's the kind of movie that you can only with the innocence of a young child... Pity...
I recommend this one for all you parents with small kids... ( I saw it in its original french version, so I cannot tell you whether the translation is good or not.)
Come rubare la corona d'Inghilterra (1967)
Possibly the worst thing ever produced...
This thing (I won't call it a movie) is only worth seeing for a good laugh...
- Sexist comments and attitudes.
- Bad plot.
- A villain who changes clothes for each scene.
- A fat yellow spandex clad hero only good to laugh at...
- Bad rescalling on VHS (Heads are often chopped off)
And there you have it... 83 minutes of the worst movie of all times... If your local videostore has this one (which I strongly doubt) take it home with you for a good laugh. Remember that old batman movie, well this is WORST!!!
PLAN NINE FROM OUTER SPACE IS A MASTERPIECE COMPARED TO THIS!!!!
Car 54, Where Are You? (1994)
Ouch, my ears!
What could be more annoying than David Johansen and Fran Dresher's voices combined?
The movie isn't really that funny, except for the part where they throw Rossy in the garbage (joke)! It's not that bad, if you don't have anything else to do and can stand Fran Dresher's voice. Don't rent this one though, wait 'till some TV station decides to fill an empty timespot from 2 to 4 am!!!