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Ralliraita (2009)
9/10
Excellent comedy
9 March 2009
An excellent original comedy about racing and the people who love it. It won't win any awards, but still it was one of the best Finnish films I've seen the whole year.

Heikki Silvennoinen proves that he can be funny without his Kummeli-shtick. The script was molded from the classic feel good-mold, but it achieved what it tried to do. Some of the dialog felt a bit forced, but that didn't bother me much. The racing scenes were exciting and the cursing classic.

Bravo Mr. Pölönen, you have finally done something that can be only out shined by Kivenpyörittäjän Kylä.
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1/10
Only in Hollywood...
19 January 2004
...Can you get away with stealing from other movies that have made it big outside the borders of the USA and be hailed as a genius by the people who have been living in their little boxes.

This is one of those movies. Nothing new, only plenty of old stuff from Kung fu-films and anime.

All in all, this movie reminds me of The Matrix Reloaded: When there's action, you get bored with it after the first 10 minutes.

When there's dialog, you get bored with it and start hoping for the action to begin. A true dilemma in its rightful form.

The blood was funny thoug, but only for the first few seconds.
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Irtiottoja (2003)
10/10
The Best Finnish Tv-show Ever
26 December 2003
It is a sad thing that I started watching this series after a couple of episodes, but still it captured me with it's funny take on life.

Realistic actors, realistic scenarious... Beats watching Kotikatu or Salatut Elämät anytime.
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Aliens (1986)
3/10
The one that destroyed the franchise
8 October 2003
I must say that this was the last in the series of the four alien movies I saw. First I saw Alien 3, then the original Alien, I catched Alien: Resurrection in the theaters and finally I got my chance to see this one. I was pretty excited to finally see the film that everybody told nothing but good, but after the film... Well, I felt a bit betrayed.

The original Alien was more like a Lovecraftian mystery than an action film. The creature that was hardly seen and when it was seen it looked like something diffrent than your normal man in a rubber suit (ala Predator), like something that could just stand next to the ships walls and dissapear to the dark painting of gaslines. This was something that Cameron refused to understand. Propably thinking of Starship Troopers without having to pay the rights for the book, Cameron wrote the story of Aliens. Ripley, after escaping the alien in the first film, is revived after drifting in space for a long long time and is given a change to make his revenge with a group of space marines at her side. First problem with the film is the script. It's very traditional following everything taught by the "now you can write a script too"-books. No true surprises, everybody is motivated and follows their lines with boring results. A special thanks to Gormans actor for his campy performance during the first attack. Just the fact that Siquorney was nominated for an oscar for this role makes you wonder by what standards do they choose in the Academy. The dark gothic look of the Alien is gone, replaced by Camerons "blue"-look than can be found in his every movie. The Alien has been redesigned to look more like a skeleton than the shiny tubular biomechanoid of the first one. It's a good thing they returned to the original design in Alien3. The action is your usual Cameron. Slow, with huge fireballs.

Finally the idea about the Queen just destroyed the mystery surrounding the alien creature. In Alien the creature showed some strange signs by toying with its prey and propably raping Lambert. In this one, the creatures are just mindless drones thats main purpose is to kill. Thus Cameron manages to take away the horror of the original Alien. Even the facehugger gets a facelift to look a little bit less menacing. And the overhyped queen? Looking at the queen and comparing it with the dinosaurs of Jurassic Park 3 makes you just wonder if Stan Winstons studio can ever get that stutter out of their animatronics, since Jim Henson studios have been without it for years. The good things about this campy action movie? Well, there are some pretty good effect shots, like the ones of the dropship and the final battle. But in the end this film will be admired by people without the patience to look at something like Alien or The Thing. But in my mind it will always be like Commando: Funny as hell at the points it's supposed to be dead serious.
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7/10
THE horror picture of the 99
31 January 2000
Blair Witch Project was only interesting, The Sixth Sense was a drama with only small amount of horror, but The Ninth Gate takes the first place in the series of horror films in 1999. The effects were good, the music fabulous, every camera movement made the film more three dimensional and the story was good.

The movie may seem to move forward slow, but when it gets to some point, it slaps it into your face like a sailor with a big tuna fish.

I have always seen Johnny Depp as a young actor, but in this movie he has finally grown up.
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10/10
The One
25 April 1999
It's a great comedy with really great jokes and actors. Every actor is perfect for their roles and making their best also. I think that only Finnish people can understand most of the jokes, but check it if you can. It's the One that begun the making of good Finnish films lately.

Legendary!
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