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9/10
A forgotten treasure
16 May 2017
It sucks that it takes the death of an actor to remind you that you still haven't watched something, but that's how it was with the passing of Bill Paxton, which reminded me that I still had somehow overlooked "One False Move", despite wanting to see it since it came out, when Siskel and Ebert were raving about it for what seemed like months.

They were right to rave about it. "One False Move" is a tightly wound, taut, masterfully acted and powerfully suspenseful film. It's also written with a precision and level of realistic detail lacking in so many screenplays. I had forgotten, as I feel the entire world has, just how great of a writer Billy Bob Thornton was once upon a time. This might be his greatest screenplay, in fact. The plot (about three criminals fleeing L.A. after robbing and killing a drug dealer, heading to Arkansas to hide out) moves forward with the ruthless momentum of a shark, and with just as much bite. The opening is one of the most brutal sequences I've seen in quite some time, and the violence that erupts in the rest of the film is just as brutal. Carl Franklin directs with a lean, muscular hand. The violence occurs as it seems to in reality, seemingly out of nowhere and with surprising impact. Every death hits with a hell of a punch, you feel virtually every stab and gunshot. The characters are drawn with a fascinating level of insight and detail, and every detail feels just right. Even the most violent and despicable of people in this movie is treated with respect and is intriguing, and we really get to know them and what makes them tick. Aside from the acts of violence, this movie is filled with powerfully rendered little moments that feel as natural as overhearing a conversation or catching up with an old friend.

The biggest joy of this movie is, unsurprisingly, getting to know Bill Paxton's Dale "The Hurricane" Dixon, the chief of police of a small Arkansas town that three vicious criminals seem to be heading toward like a particularly nasty storm front, leaving a trail of corpses in their wake. Paxton is vibrant and electric here. He's utterly charming, but he's much more than he initially seems and Paxton gets to hit those notes of complexity with grace and a natural, easygoing nature. It doesn't feel like an actor playing a character, it just feels like the filmmakers trained a camera on this guy and told him to be himself. Paxton usually gets to play either a good ol' boy or a dirtbag. This character allows him to play a bit of both, and also to reveal acting muscles that those unfamiliar with his less popular work (see "Frailty", for God's sake) may not know he possessed. This is perhaps his greatest performance, although he's excellent in "Frailty" and "Big Love" as well. It's a magnificent character, and Paxton brings it fully, forcefully to vivid life.

Cynda Williams, Billy Bob Thornton and Michael Beach are likewise excellent here. All of them are magnetic to watch, even though Paxton really does run away with this movie. But the real power of the film is seeing how it unfolds, the unexpected avenues it takes and the little touches and moments that bring it to life and make it feel a bit more like Real Life than most films of this ilk. It feels like a Coen Brothers movie in subject matter and, occasionally, the thrilling ways that Franklin moves the camera. But, I daresay, the Coens would never quite bring the level of verisimilitude to the tale that Franklin and Thornton do. That's no knock against the Coens, who are among my favorite directors, but "One False Move" is so uncommonly gripping and observant, in a way that the glorious, artful playgrounds of the Coens never quite are. It's not better, it's just a different vibe, and one that really makes this movie come alive in an extraordinary way.

I usually don't watch movies on Crackle because the commercials that are interjected every fifteen minutes or so bug me, but I'm glad I did this time. "One False Move" is, unfortunately, out of print and it's nowhere to be found on other streaming services. Thank God that Crackle is at least making this forgotten treasure available to be seen. Take my advice, brave the commercials (they don't edit content, at least) and watch "One False Move". It really is an amazing film.
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Creature (1998)
Land Shark?
20 November 2003
Remember those skits on Saturday Night Live in the 70's that had Chevy Chase as a walking shark that went door to door eating people? Well, any suspense this film might have been able to generate (note the use of the word "might") is obliterated once the titular creature is revealed to be...that very same walking shark. Except that this time it doesn't talk and the costume is slightly better (but only by the tiniest of increments). Am I the only one who noticed that Peter Benchley has only written one good book and then he just kept writing it over and over again, changing the attacking creatures just enough to warrant another book? "The Beast", "The Creature", they're all essentially "Jaws" retreads, only not nearly as good. Just ridiculous. Good for a laugh, though. Too bad "Mystery Science Theater" went off the air. They could have a blast with this.
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Almost Famous (2000)
Absolutely wonderful
16 September 2000
The race for Best Picture has begun. Every performance is flawless and every moment seems genuine. There is not a single moment of this picture that seems like it has been labored over by a Hollywood screenwriter. Oh, that we could say that more often. This movie is beautiful and breathtaking and sad and hilarious. It is heartfelt and remarkable and more than worthy of your attention.

Almost Famous is almost perfect.
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Batman (1989)
10/10
The coolest comic book movie ever
15 September 2000
Wow! What more can you ask? Well, maybe the hero could show up a little more, I grant you that. But otherwise, what a movie! Jack Nicholson is better here than he's been since the Seventies. He inhabits this role and gives it just the creepy, outrageous quality that it needs to work. Even more impressive is the fact that, unlike most actors, there was no way for him to research this role. Think about it? How many psychotic men who think of murder as a work of art do you know of? Thankfully, not many. Yet he takes this outrageous character and, by some magical feat, makes him believable. Micheal Keaton (a fine actor who is never given his due) is a perfect fit in the dual roles of Bruce Wayne and Batman, giving the movie just the grounding touch that it needs and providing a nice contrast to the Joker. Bruce is subdued where the Joker is larger than life. Bruce is the ego to the Joker's fascinating ID. Tim Burton's macabre sensibilities are perfectly suited to this film, as is Danny Elfman's remarkable music. One of the best scores ever written. A remarkable picture. The Batman series would never get better than this.
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The Perfect Disappointment
3 July 2000
I went into this movie not really all that intrigued by the premise, but expecting to be blown away by it anyway. I've gone into plenty of movies that I didn't expect to affect me but that did anyway (Titanic was a prime example). But this one left me cold, and feeling wet. I did not care about any of the characters, so I didn't care if they lived or not. I was not particularly impressed by the effects. The dialogue was some of the more corny stuff I have heard all year. The music was overblown and there was far too much of it. This movie is the very definition of the word "Manipulative". Bad stuff.
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Chicken Run (2000)
One of the best Animated Films EVER
17 June 2000
Better than Wallace and Gromit, better than the Toy Stories, and more involving than even "Iron Giant". This is a movie that works on every level and involves the level in a multitude of emotional levels. You will fall in love with these characters and care about their struggles, you will thrill as they attempt an escape, you will laugh and laugh hard at the jokes. YOU WILL LOVE CHICKEN RUN!!!!!!!!! 10 out of 10
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Ghostbusters (1984)
Utterly perfect
30 March 2000
This is absolutely the most entertaining film ever made. Every line is a masterpiece of comic invention. Every line is as hilarious today as it was sixteen years ago, it's amazing how fresh the film remains. I have probably seen it over a hundred times (don't even ask me exactly how many it is, I have no idea) and I still laugh at every line, every raised eyebrow, every visual gag (particularly the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man). Bill Murray is at his smart-assed best. He is better than even Groucho Marx has ever been, a smug, smooth, hilarious shyster. Dan Aykroyd is a wonderful, naive goofball. Harold Ramis is hilarious. So are Rick Moranis, Sigourney Weaver (a sublime straight woman) and Annie Potts (forever defined by the line "We Got One!" My, how I love this film. Yes, it is a personal thing, but it's MY personal thing. This movie gives me an insane amount of pleasure and I only hope that it has the same effect on everyone else. Simply put: it's magical. ***** out of ***** stars.
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Blood Simple (1984)
The best of the plot twisty noir thrillers
14 March 2000
Unlike most films that are in the plot twist business, this one has more going for it than its twists of fate alone. The twists and hairpin turns of the plot are not convoluted machinations of the screenwriter but, rather, they seem like natural progressions of the events of the story. They seem like conclusions that the characters would naturally arrive to on their own, which makes them eminently believable. Not only that, but M. Emmett Walsh delivers a delicious, twisted performance as the odious Loren. The cinematography of this film is truly eye popping, especially in the final act, where things come truly unhinged. An audacious film debut from the Coen Brothers, and a definite statement of their gonzo brilliance.

***** of *****
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Simply Amazing
14 March 2000
The pacing of this film is awesome. Leone does not rush the events. He knows he has something unique and special here and he allows the story and the characters to take the time they so richly deserve. Every moment in this film is a masterpiece of cinema. Leone loved the art form and it is evident in every remarkable shot. Every actor elevates their skill to accompany the artistry behind the camera, resulting in true movie magic. Possibly the best Western of all time.

***** out of *****
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10/10
Wow
5 December 1999
This movie is one of the best action flicks ever made. And easily the best of the Futuristic Wasteland films ever made (although "A Boy and His Dog" is very close. One of the five best car chases ever committed to film, and the best performance ever given by Mel Gibson. If you haven't seen it, I only have one question: why the hell not?

A+
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8/10
A fun time, as long as you don't think about it too hard
2 July 1999
The main word I use in my description of this film is "fun". Maybe that is an overused word, but that's what this movie is. There is a certain joyfulness to the proceedings that is truly infectious. Will Smith takes this role and makes it serious when it needs to be, charming when needs be, and witty almost all the time. Kenneth Branaugh is a delightful bit of work in this film, and the most extertaining villain in years. On the down side, a few of the jokes don't quite work and the ending does lose a bit of steam. But the scenery and sets are gorgeous and Kenneth has a high time chewing them. Kevin Kline does a good job and Salma Hayek is given little more to do than look pretty (something she is a master at) but the main star of this show are Will Smith's charismatic performance, the sets, and the amazing special effects. This movie had me laughing in a way Austin Powers 2 only wished it could have. This is a wonderful movie. Put your brain on hold (thoughts like "A giant tarantula could not have been made in that time" have no place in this film) instead just enjoy the most rollicking ride of the summer.
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