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Star Trek: Picard: Assimilation (2022)
Episode 1 1/10 Episode 2 8/10 Episode 3 3/10
Granted my review may be skewed by the horrible final episode of Woke Trek: Discovery, but this isn't any good. Just about every scene Patrick Stewart is in is just an 80 year old guy in some awkward pose.
Star Trek: Discovery: Coming Home (2022)
Weak ending with a dash of WOKE
I should have guessed they would overwoke the politics on this one. They destroyed what little respect they had when they shoehorned Abrams in the already disappointing season finally. Can we make that a series finally? Sadly it looks like Picard is heading that way too.
The Djinn (2021)
Worst thing I've seen in years
The only way that this movie could be any slower is if you paused it and set in the dark for an hour and a half.
Hannah Gadsby: Nanette (2018)
12 hours i will never get back... it seemed like 12 hours anyway.
12 hours i will never get back... it seemed like 12 hours anyway.. Come on netflix... you can do better than this.
Comedy Central Roasts: Comedy Central Roast of Jeff Foxworthy (2005)
Who booked this thing?
Don't get me wrong, I like the Blue collar guys but whoever booked the show has no ideal of the term "Fan Base" You could tell by the expressions on Foxworthy's face that he was uncomfortable and not just because it was a roast. Just when I think it could not get worse they bring out a county rap group. Country + RAP = CRAP. There where some good parts. Larry, Bill and Jeff where funny as always and the guy that did the Bush bit was great. Never quite figured out how Ron White fits in with the blue collar guys but he was there repeating his act. Now I know why they call it a roast, There where several people trying to rekindle the fire to their careers.
The Astronaut's Wife (1999)
Better as an Outer Limits episode
This would be better as an Outer Limits episode. I saw this at a drive inn double feature. The first flick was "Universal Soldier: The Return". which also sucked. Both films left me regreting the three hours I wasted. Not worth the $2.50 per film per person I payed.
Deep Blue Sea (1999)
Warning!!! You may wet Yourself...
A very cool movie. You never know who or when someone is going to die. Final man vs Shark battle ended un-realistic but cool. Combine all the Jaws films with the Friday 13th flicks and you have this Shark Feast.
South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut (1999)
I laughed my A** (Bizzzzzzt).... Behind off!
Great movie... Not for the kiddies but great for the "Adults" and I use the word "Adults" loosely. The T&P fart dance brought tears to my eyes...