O.K., after the first film, the series went down-hill with Howling II, awesome poster, but most of the film was extremely awful! Some fun though, and nice nudity! Howling III is the best sequel in my opinion, with some truly freaky moments and I love the fun qualities the movie offers, I poke a lot of fun at the bad acting and such, but its a fun horror movie. Howling 4 was a fun one too, and has some hilarious moments, even if the werewolves are played by Lassie and Benji. We skip to Howling 6 and 7, 6 has some cool stuff, but its freak-qualities make me want to throw up, and 7 is perhaps the WORST HORROR FILM OF ALL TIME! 7 is so slowly-moving with its ho-dunk po-dunk hill-billy-chilli gas and so filled with line-dancing that'll it'll make your head spin faster than Reagan's head at the Daytona 500! And when it stops you'll still see Lon Chaney disciples tearing the throats out of chilli-farters, which makes me think its not such a bad movie after all, if these god-awful red-neck-beer-belly-chilli-fartin' smurfs are getting Nasch-ied to death!
O.K., what about those comments on Howling V : The Rebirth. Sorry, but that Howling 7 is just the gul-darnestly bad movie ever made, though on the positive side, the werewolf moments beat anything in teeny-bopper-heaven flicks. I mean you just gotta love those werewolves even if they do show up in some of the WORST HORROR FILMS EVER MADE! O.K., straight to Howling 5. This one's a blast! Of all the awful-filmmaking skills in these sequels, be them entertaining or splintertaining, this one is amusingly interesting with a lack of bad acting and bad dialogue. Also, this one is really freaky...the werewolf in this one is one hell of a scary s.o.b. of a site. The actors and actresses have been seen doing other things. And Clive Turner who would go on to make the head-splitingly bad Howling 7 : New Moon Rising, actually does a pretty good acting job. Its not squeaky clean, but ITS A HOWLING SEQUEL, give it a break. This one's a lot of fun and remember....Howl to the moon baby!
O.K., what about those comments on Howling V : The Rebirth. Sorry, but that Howling 7 is just the gul-darnestly bad movie ever made, though on the positive side, the werewolf moments beat anything in teeny-bopper-heaven flicks. I mean you just gotta love those werewolves even if they do show up in some of the WORST HORROR FILMS EVER MADE! O.K., straight to Howling 5. This one's a blast! Of all the awful-filmmaking skills in these sequels, be them entertaining or splintertaining, this one is amusingly interesting with a lack of bad acting and bad dialogue. Also, this one is really freaky...the werewolf in this one is one hell of a scary s.o.b. of a site. The actors and actresses have been seen doing other things. And Clive Turner who would go on to make the head-splitingly bad Howling 7 : New Moon Rising, actually does a pretty good acting job. Its not squeaky clean, but ITS A HOWLING SEQUEL, give it a break. This one's a lot of fun and remember....Howl to the moon baby!
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