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Lady Beware (1987)
Only Diane Lane
The only reason to watch this movie is to see Diane Lane naked. There are 4 or 5 scenes where you, along with the stalker and her lover, get to see Diane's breasts and beautiful body. Basically the movie sucks! Diane's character is a sexually frustrated working woman who gets stalked by an admirer who is very disturbed. She has an erotic dreams about her work and bathes in her studio apt. with no shades. She gets bothered by the stalking and can't really have sex with anyone she's seeing. She almost does after stripping down for her lover, but can't quite do it. Oh, well. You still got to see this outstanding actress shed her clothes. That's the only reason to watch this one.
Dr. Alien (1989)
Why the thing out of his head?
This movie is a decent T&A movie. Wish we'd got to view more of the lovely Judy Landers, for sure. There's a few familar faces from some other B-movies in this. The plot is just as the other reviewer calls it. I actually think it's a good plot for a T&A movie. Most guys would love to be in this situation, especially with high school girls with chests like these. I'd enjoyed the cheerleader scene more if the scene had more to it and they'd teased you alittle more in the locker room. Look out for the strange alien thing coming out of the guys head? Who thought of that gross thing. And why'd they have to make Judy's alien shed her skin? Such beauty lost.
Chasers (1994)
Erika!
That's it for this movie. Basically the whole thing is awful.Erika's love scene is pretty hot, I must say, even with the lame wanna-be Tom Cruise actor. She's all his since she's handcuffed to the bed and the "You're making me hot" and "I'm ready" lines. Nice body. Bad picture. View only if your bored and it's uncut.
Hidden Obsession (1993)
Heather Thomas tease movie
The only thing notable about this movie is that Heather Thomas is put in a tease role. She wears tight-fitting jeans in a few scenes where she probably wasn't wearing underwear cause you can see...if you know what I mean. She bathes with her back to the bathroom door, where the camera is positioned, like we all do right? And she's tied up by the bad guy and her shirt full of breasts are practically force fed to the camera. The love scene is a joke. I really think Jan Micheal Vincent stooped low for this one. At least he had a good looking co-star to romp with. This is a wanna-be thriller b-movie that wants to be an adequate T&A b-movie, but it won't show the goods.
The Rat Pack (1998)
Unfortunately just a snapshot
I felt all characters portrayed were well acted and the script was solid. I got the feeling through it all that so much more could've been made from the material. This easily could've been a mini-series with so much available to expand in different areas. Even still a solid effort well worth the viewing.
The Bikini Carwash Company II (1993)
A weak B-movie try
Kristi Ducati is back as Jessica looking a little heavier, but still very voluptous. This type of B-movie fare is becoming the standard unfortunately and most get pretty boring even with the topless scenes. Kristi is the best thing about this movie, unfortunately her top stays on until a brief scene at the end. The other teases are pretty lame and boring. Try another flick.
The Thomas Crown Affair (1999)
Suave rich guy meets his match with a sexy insurance agent
This movie was a pleasant surprise. Pierce Brosnan was pitched in a role that could be viewed similar to his 007 character, but he played it more than that. His character carried the same cockiness and suaveness, but was deeper and more complex. He made you wonder after a few compromising scenes if he was an appropriate bad guy to root for, which he was by the end. Rene Russo still looking as hot as ever. The fact that she did some nudity in this film, her first time I believe, was a surprise and not necessary I felt. It really didn't contribute to the plot and she was able to be sexy without going topless. Even still after some of her other sexy roles where nudity would've suited her better, I really can't complain on what she showed on screen. She has a great body! Denis Leary did a good job as the detective and is beginning to carry himself well as a good actor in Hollywood. Just like Rene said to him towards the end, "You're a good man." You could look at his character that he portray and actually believe it. Overall, I give the movie a good rating. The story was well thought out and played well by the actors. Not bad at all.
Meatballs 4 (1992)
Did you really expect more than a T&A movie from this title?
If you are at the video store or see this starting on cable, do you really expect that it will have any close proximity to the original? Come on now. After the original, the others basically were awful. So, the only real reason to watch this is to see various anatomically gifted or silicon-padded beautiful women frolick around topless. With those expectations in mind, guys, you won't be disappointed, especially with Playmate Christy Thom allowing you to peek at her assets. What a tease.....