Angelina Jolie plays the vaguely black Hispanic wife of intrepid Wall Street Journal reporter Danny Pearl in this wispy little procedural. Jolie has managed to morph herself into a version of Halle Berry posing as a black person. Jolie is credible as a Cuban Latino.
Right away I was more interested in the audience than I was in the film. The film is very little about Danny Pearl and very much about Mariane Pearl, the brown-eyed wife of the Wall Street Journal guy who was kidnapped and killed in Pakistan. First a black chick and her friend entered the theater after me. Then four girls in their early twenties all arrived together and sat down in front of me. Some of the girls in front laughed at some of the most terrifying events. It dawns on me that this is a chick flick.
The guy playing Danny Pearl gets short shrift. He's one of those nobody actors they use whenever the story is not really going to be about him. Jolie is pregnant with Pearl's child as they both work as reporters in Karachi. Danny leaves home in a cab and is not seen alive again.
The film then is about Mariane. The same day Danny leaves she becomes worried about him and phones around looking for him. She gathers a coterie of friends and fellow reporters in her apartment. Gradually, the Wall Street Journal sends some of its diplomatic and journalistic heavyweights.
Its getting crowded in that apartment, and the space for whirring laptops at the dining room table begins to decline precipitously. The Audience is starting to get a little bored already. They know what's coming here. Is this a good enough reason to make a movie?
First the Paki Police show up . Then the American FBI arrives, giving the film an opportunity to take some domestic shots at them for their past excesses. The FBI men are unsympathetic to Marianne's plight. Their chatter is unemotional, unapologetic, delivered in short, terse sentences. The FBI actors appear to have been selected for ugliness. Ten minutes later the FBI people have done their work offending the audience. They are not seen again.
Mariane keeps a chipper disposition in the midst of all this worry. The Pakistan police begin pursuing leads. Mariane and a female reporter friend mark up clues and leads on a white pasteboard with a felt pen. The jottings on the board would appear to be to help the audience understand. But the whole jumble is pretty indecipherable. The seven of us in the theater begin drumming our feet on the floor together in anticipation of getting this thing over with.
Mariane is now having to serve food to keep these people all chilled. I thought the friends and associates would eventually go home. But every time they show the dining room table, the hard core are still there, pulling down press accounts of new developments, on their hopelessly outdated, pre-XP , Millennium Browsers. I begin to wish I'd brought my own laptop along. Where do these people sleep?
Periodically, the movie leaves the house and begins chasing down suspicious locals. There are cabbies, informants, suspects and journalists to be contacted. Will Patton, one of the hard core at the house, is one of the journalists. He has very little to do but marvel while watching as the police torture a guy they have hanging from a hook in the ceiling. The film makers were kind enough not to do this at Mariane's house. Its a measure of how inured the audience is to torture. The audience, like most of America, is numbed by years of reportage and pictures detailing American outrages at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib. The torture scenes stir not a ripple of reaction from the chick-flickers.
Events are moving forward now. Pics of Danny sent to the Press reveal he is still alive. Mariane is not cheered by calls from her in-laws in the states. The veils are lifting. The Pakistan police trace down a big figure in the kidnapping: Sheik Omar. The audience starts to awaken from its slumber: "Sheik Omar.., oh yeah, I remember that name, maybe something's going to happen in this movie now!"
But we all know how its going to turn out. All we have to look forward to is our own dread at Mariane's reaction to Danny's beheading. The two Wally World Journal Diplomats are quietly summoned out of the house and downtown to watch the video. Then the pilgrimage back to the house to tell Mariane. This is the moment the chick flickers arrayed around me have been waiting for. Its a horrendous yowl, right up there with Olivier's Richard III scream and Brando's "Stella!" Lara Croft notwithstanding, Jolie is likely to be Oscar-nominated just for this primal scream.
The seven of us in the audience are happy now. We're all looking forward to getting into our cars and going home. The filmmakers are torturing us by elongating the aftermath. Mariane buries Danny. All of Mariane's friends, the various police associates and even, interestingly, one of the informers, are feted at a dinner with wine and toasts. This takes place in a long collage. Mariane's child is born. We are in bed with her as she recalls the couple's life together. Next we're served up one of those end pieces where, in short sentences, we are told what happened to each principle character in the film.
As the credits roll, we watch Mariane and her now four year old son walk down a sunny European street. So that's what its been about: Mariane and her son escaping back into the civilized world. I might have known. It's the theme of every Bwana and Mistress Saga set in an exotic, forbidding, dangerously uncivilized foreign setting. For the woman, returning to civilization is essential. Even if Bwana will be unable to attend.
Right away I was more interested in the audience than I was in the film. The film is very little about Danny Pearl and very much about Mariane Pearl, the brown-eyed wife of the Wall Street Journal guy who was kidnapped and killed in Pakistan. First a black chick and her friend entered the theater after me. Then four girls in their early twenties all arrived together and sat down in front of me. Some of the girls in front laughed at some of the most terrifying events. It dawns on me that this is a chick flick.
The guy playing Danny Pearl gets short shrift. He's one of those nobody actors they use whenever the story is not really going to be about him. Jolie is pregnant with Pearl's child as they both work as reporters in Karachi. Danny leaves home in a cab and is not seen alive again.
The film then is about Mariane. The same day Danny leaves she becomes worried about him and phones around looking for him. She gathers a coterie of friends and fellow reporters in her apartment. Gradually, the Wall Street Journal sends some of its diplomatic and journalistic heavyweights.
Its getting crowded in that apartment, and the space for whirring laptops at the dining room table begins to decline precipitously. The Audience is starting to get a little bored already. They know what's coming here. Is this a good enough reason to make a movie?
First the Paki Police show up . Then the American FBI arrives, giving the film an opportunity to take some domestic shots at them for their past excesses. The FBI men are unsympathetic to Marianne's plight. Their chatter is unemotional, unapologetic, delivered in short, terse sentences. The FBI actors appear to have been selected for ugliness. Ten minutes later the FBI people have done their work offending the audience. They are not seen again.
Mariane keeps a chipper disposition in the midst of all this worry. The Pakistan police begin pursuing leads. Mariane and a female reporter friend mark up clues and leads on a white pasteboard with a felt pen. The jottings on the board would appear to be to help the audience understand. But the whole jumble is pretty indecipherable. The seven of us in the theater begin drumming our feet on the floor together in anticipation of getting this thing over with.
Mariane is now having to serve food to keep these people all chilled. I thought the friends and associates would eventually go home. But every time they show the dining room table, the hard core are still there, pulling down press accounts of new developments, on their hopelessly outdated, pre-XP , Millennium Browsers. I begin to wish I'd brought my own laptop along. Where do these people sleep?
Periodically, the movie leaves the house and begins chasing down suspicious locals. There are cabbies, informants, suspects and journalists to be contacted. Will Patton, one of the hard core at the house, is one of the journalists. He has very little to do but marvel while watching as the police torture a guy they have hanging from a hook in the ceiling. The film makers were kind enough not to do this at Mariane's house. Its a measure of how inured the audience is to torture. The audience, like most of America, is numbed by years of reportage and pictures detailing American outrages at Gitmo and Abu Ghraib. The torture scenes stir not a ripple of reaction from the chick-flickers.
Events are moving forward now. Pics of Danny sent to the Press reveal he is still alive. Mariane is not cheered by calls from her in-laws in the states. The veils are lifting. The Pakistan police trace down a big figure in the kidnapping: Sheik Omar. The audience starts to awaken from its slumber: "Sheik Omar.., oh yeah, I remember that name, maybe something's going to happen in this movie now!"
But we all know how its going to turn out. All we have to look forward to is our own dread at Mariane's reaction to Danny's beheading. The two Wally World Journal Diplomats are quietly summoned out of the house and downtown to watch the video. Then the pilgrimage back to the house to tell Mariane. This is the moment the chick flickers arrayed around me have been waiting for. Its a horrendous yowl, right up there with Olivier's Richard III scream and Brando's "Stella!" Lara Croft notwithstanding, Jolie is likely to be Oscar-nominated just for this primal scream.
The seven of us in the audience are happy now. We're all looking forward to getting into our cars and going home. The filmmakers are torturing us by elongating the aftermath. Mariane buries Danny. All of Mariane's friends, the various police associates and even, interestingly, one of the informers, are feted at a dinner with wine and toasts. This takes place in a long collage. Mariane's child is born. We are in bed with her as she recalls the couple's life together. Next we're served up one of those end pieces where, in short sentences, we are told what happened to each principle character in the film.
As the credits roll, we watch Mariane and her now four year old son walk down a sunny European street. So that's what its been about: Mariane and her son escaping back into the civilized world. I might have known. It's the theme of every Bwana and Mistress Saga set in an exotic, forbidding, dangerously uncivilized foreign setting. For the woman, returning to civilization is essential. Even if Bwana will be unable to attend.
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