yoo Reviews

The Incredible Hulk (2008)

Pointless

[21 September 2008]

I just finished Hulk, expecting something similarly entertaining than Iron Man or at least F4. I was disappointed, and I wonder how bad Lee's attempt really must be if this is one is considered the better one.

There is nothing original or surprising in this movie. It's made with absolutely no spirit at all, bland as a mouthful of flour. The story is extraordinary simple, the acting is wooden and characters act stupid more often than not (even the non-hulky ones), the music sounds as if stolen from any number of previous movies.

Sit this one out and wait for yet another sequel, one day they have to do it right.

Ninja Cheerleaders (2008)

Awesome!

[15 August 2008]

I was drawn to the unsurpassable promise given by the title. I got what I expected, but also more. Ninja Cheerleaders is the best bad movie I ever saw, very funny if you don't take it serious and with some surprisingly good elements here and there.

You are not likely to mistake it for a Kubrick movie, nor will you ponder whether Jet Li could have done better fights. I have however seen a lot of allegedly A-movies which are much worse than this.

So if you like the title, don't miss the movie!

And no, they are not naked. They are only very pretty, very sparsely dressed and move quite nicely.