jandeakker Reviews

Bio-Dome (1996)

This film pollutes the earth

[1/10 · 6 January 2000]

I saw this film with a couple of friends on Dutch commercial television in January 2000. It really sucks. The commercials which interrupted this movie where actually better than the movie itself. It has the singer Kylie Minogue in it. She does not even show her tits (which would have been the climax of this picture). In short: it is not funny, even in it´s category (compare e.g. Revenge of the Nerds). This is a highly inferior product, probably made because there is too much money circling around in Hollywood. Avoid!

The Dark Side of the Heart (1992)

The Best Romantic Movie yet

[10/10 · 6 January 2000]

This movie hit the box-offices in Argentina and drove the standard Hollywood movies out of their normal first places, concerning the numbers of spectators. And not without reason! The movie is not only a love story -the quest of a poet for the perfect woman- but also a story of the ´soul´ of Argentina. It is all about life and death and death in life. The style is superb: surreal shots are mixed with more ´real´shots that ensure the movie does not become totally vague and incomprehensible. The abundant use of poems adds to the magical, surreal, romantic character of the film. The movie kept (and keeps) me to my seat until the end. Subiela shows great love for film-making and this is reflected in this masterpiece. See it!

Sombre (1998)

The peaceful French countryside from the perspective of a serial killer

[9/10 · 5 January 2000]

I saw this film at the Rotterdam Film Festival. The response to this film was divided. Some people applauded, others left the theater before the movie ended. It definitely was a film that hit me. The roughness of the cuts, sounds and lighting, in combination with very few dialogues and conversations, brings about an eerie atmosphere. This is not exactly the peaceful and jolly French countryside as shown in the average travel magazine one would take a glance at! Grandieux makes it look like a hideous, dark place, which (to my mind) suggest the acts of the main character are in some way influenced by that atmosphere. The strongest point of this movie, is the absence of any moral content. ´Why´ is not a question that Grandieux has tried to bring across to the viewers. It is precisely this lack of moral content that frightens some spectators. I can imagine that. However, they cannot deny that it is a very original film. In spite of the fact that the ´serial murderer theme´ can be found in many movies, the approach to this theme is completely different in this film. This is definitely a film which I will remember! I think people will either love it or hate it -I suppose the majority of people will be ´haters´-, actually I am surprised it made some Dutch cinemas. I recommend this film to anyone who likes original, non conventional movies. Give it a try. If you hate it: a VCR has an eject button.