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The Patriot (2000)
Gladiator, Schmadiator! This is the movie of the summer!
I honestly thought Mel Gibson reached his peak with 'Braveheart', I thought that was as big as he got, but I was wrong. 'The Patriot' is one of the most finely made, heartbraking and at the same time exciting period pieces in a little while. Mel Gibson needs, or at least deserves a Oscar-nomination for his portrayal as Benjamin Martin. Great performances also by Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson, and especially Jason Issacs who I hated to the core. While I admit,I loved 'Gladiator', 'The Patriot' just took the cake. I'm ashamed that the movie only made $22 million in the first week, but I hope word reaches out of this great movie. A+
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Superstar (1999)
If you want a good laugh even if you know you'll feel dirty, then this movie is for you!
The Rayato has a confession to make. I'm with stupid! Yep I am. While all you high-class society puppets prefer AN IDEAL HUSBAND or some type of crap like that, you know deep down you yearn to watch DEUCE BIGALOW,AUSTIN POWERS,or WATERBOY. Yes, you know you do. I am not afraid to show my love for the stupid comedy. And if you want stupid, then SUPERSTAR is as stupid as they get (and as funny). SNL alum Molly Shannon (who I plan to marry someday) plays everybody's favorite horny Catholic schoolgirl Mary Katherine Gallagher who wants to become a "Superstar!" so she could have a chance with Sky Corrigan (Will Ferrell, brilliant!)and get the kiss she dreams about. I love basically everything in this movie, from "Supermodel Documentary Hour" to the ARMAGEDDON spoof. God bless SNL, for bringing America Eddie Murphy, Adam Sandler, Mike Myers, and the latest among the giants, Ms. Shannon herself. B+
P.S. MTV's Tom Green makes a cameo has some dumb guy and well....he's....dumb.........BRILLIANT!
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